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If you are suffering from hemorrhoids, anal fissures, or any other type of inflammation “down there” whether you just got them or have been suffering for a long, long time, there is a way to get rid of them….
Yes, it’s true…you really CAN get rid of your piles, anal fissures and anal inflammation forever…
This amazingly easy remedy is completely natural, easy to use, and works like a miracle….
AND you can do it in the privacy of your own home.
No more embarrassment…
No more showing your butt…. (or worse.. the inside of your butt… yech) to the doctor…
This is the recipe that I have used with my patients for years and years with amazing results.. in fact, miraculous…
No more operations, no more chemical medications… no more pain and suffering…no more disgustingness…
This is the same recipe that I used to rid myself forever and ever of anal fissures, and inflammation…. (that was over 20 years ago 🙂 and having 3 operations that didn’t work completely anyway)…. and probably thousands of my patients who had suffered with piles over the last more than 20 years…
And… the best part of all is that this amazing remedy doesn’t cost you a single penny (all you have to do is get the herbs or essential oils)….
This remedy is my gift to humanity…
After all, if you have information that can help people, you have to share it… and that is my quest here…
Don’t fret any more about this nasty, uncomfortable, miserable disease.
No more pain, no more bleeding, no more nothing!
Keep reading for the cure that will help you get rid of them forever and ever.
(By the way.. I am an alternative health practitioner specializing in essential oils, herbs, and nutritional therapy, reflexology, and other body therapies of various types, so I know what I’m talking about, too).
Here’s A Butt Pillow For Your Comfort!!!
A BUTT PILLOW you say?????
Yes… no joke.. here is a butt pillow… soothing comfort for your sensitive areas….
You absolutely don’t want to suffer in this way on hard chairs .. so using a properly designed cushion to keep your butt comfy is a really good idea.
No need for any unnecessary pressure on your anus (yes…. we do have to use that word sometimes)…
What The Heck Are Hemorrhoids Anyway???
I’ll tell you what you AREN’T…
They aren’t from THIS:
And they aren’t from this:
What ARE Those Nasty Purple Bleeding Things Coming Out of My BUTT???
Hemorrhoids are simply enlarged (sometimes super enlarged) varicose veins of the butt.
(Which is why the oil blend remedy is goof for varicose veins too).
Sometimes they are on the inside and sometimes on the outside of your rectal area (sorry.. this subject requires talking about those forbidden nether regions)…
Sometimes they bleed and sometimes they don’t.
Sometimes they hurt and itch and sometimes they don’t.
But the “BOTTOM LINE” (he he) is that they are absolutely terrible.
There are a number of reasons that might make them come out, including constipation, diarrhea, a bad diet, wiping too hard (you should really be using water and washing rather than wiping anyway), pushing when pooping (sorry for the grossness)… and other reasons…
The standard treatment for hemorrhoids (which are also known as “piles”) is first gels or creams (to reduce the inflammation and hopefully the swelling), a fibrous diet, sitz baths, sometimes laxatives, suppositories, and, if all else fails, surgery.
You don’t have to have surgery!!!!
And, sometimes fiber can make it worse.. so eating properly is important, but what you eat might not be what you think.
Click on the image to buy this cushion from Amazon. 🙂
BUT WHY ME???????
Why Do We Get These Nasty Buggers???
There are a number of reasons that people might get piles…
Many pregnant women get them because of the strain of the weight of the baby and the constipation that sometimes comes along with being pregnant.
Other women get them on the delivery table.. for obvious reasons (to anyone who has ever had a baby)… from pushing.. sometimes other things get pushed out too, including veins.
People who are chronically constipated or chronically have diarrhea often get them more.
Sometimes they just come for no apparent reason at all…
They are miserable, itchy, painful, sometimes bloody.. and just plain gross!!!
The Recipe for the Cure
Yes.. it is a cure type of remedy… not only for relief… although it gives that too 🙂
My Own Personal Recipe for to get rid of hemorrhoids forever:
Cypress Pure Essential Oil
Pure Olive Oil
Cypress Pure Essential Oil
Calendula Infused Oil
You can add some geranium oil in too if you like.. that makes this amazing recipe even better…
What else will you need?
Common Bar Soap
(Yeah, can you believe that is all there is????)
How to Do It
Every time you go to the bathroom (yeah.. why are we using potty talk here? … oh well) after you’re done you will need to wash with bar soap and water, and then dry very well.
Take 10 ml (or around 1/3 oz or 2 teaspoons of olive oil or calendula oil) and mix it with 3 or 4 drops of cypress oil (if you are using the geranium oil you will use slightly less of the cypress).
Blend well, and keep in a dedicated dropper bottle or any other covered closed glass bottle type container, preferably not clear (because essential oils will evaporate if left in a clear container or in heat or the sun.
Use the oil blend immediately after drying every time you go to the bathroom for a B. Movement (if you don’t know what I’m talking about, leave a message below..)
Here are some links to the oils that you will need for this remedy:
Water Is Important, Too, For Helping You To Avoid The Big H or Anal Fissures
Drink plenty of water and better yet, drink ionized alkaline water
As our visitor said… water is important and ionized water is amazing.
There have been many scientific studies about this type of water, and all of the hype is actually true.
Yes, the machines that make the alkaline ionized water can sometimes be priced rather high…
So I have chosen one of the most highly rated, that happens to be one of the least expensive (and safest)…
Even better… when you look at the health benefits (and it’s not only good for reducing enlarged veins and anal fissures), you will see that a water ionizer (which makes both alkaline and acid water) can be an amazing addition to your life in general, for all types of health issues that you might be suffering from.
So, it’s not just about drinking water, but also about cleaning water, cleaning food (the acid water can clean anything and de-germ faster than any other product, plus, the best part of all – no chemicals!!!!
You can even use this special water in the washing machine!
I have a friend who has one of these and absolutely adores it.
This is my dream machine… 🙂
I am saving up to get one.. they are just that awesome.
Eating For Relief
Eating Right Can Help You To Get Rid of Them Forever….
If you suffer from piles or fissures, you are going to want to make sure that your bowel movements are as healthy as possible.
I know this subject isn’t very nice to talk about, but I am going to do it anyway to help all those people out there who are suffering.
You need to know that you don’t need to suffer!
There is a way to help yourself.
Stay away from junk
Eat as naturally as you can
Eat veggies and a very small amount of fruit (if anything, none is probably better)
Don’t eat TOO much fiber, because then you could go the other way and make it worse!
Make sure your fiber is always balanced with protein and fat…
Eat plenty of protein and FAT (Yes.. fat!).. but only healthful fats like butter, tallow, olive oil coconut oil, and a few others.
Stay away from soda and other sugary drinks (and preferably stay away from diet drinks, too)…
Stay away from ALL refined carbohydrates (white bread, white rice, cookies, cake, etc.) (as much as possible)…
Constipation is one of the things that can bring the veins out…
Constipation can also cause a fissure..
Neither of these are fun to have.
They bleed, they sting, they itch, and they are generally horrible and miserable.
If you are suffering and you are constipated, it is better not to put more pressure on the area.
This is particularly true for those people who don’t want to follow a diet.
There is an easy, pretty much non chemical way to get rid of constipation on the spot.
You can use glycerin suppositories.
While I know this isn’t a comfortable situation and no one wants to be constipated or have problems like these… but, sometimes things are not in our control…
This goes the same for young children and babies…they can get anus problems and inflammation too.
But, just make an effort to use these only in the case of emergencies..
Sitz Baths For The Soothing Effect
Sitz baths are soothing and healing for the anal area…
Sitz baths are great for easing the pain and itching.
The sitz bath will help soothe the sensitive area and sometimes can even help to get rid of the piles once and for all.
All you have to do is fill the bathtub or a small roundish tub that you can easily sit in with hot to warm water (as hot as you can stand or less.. but not cold).
Then you can add various natural things like……
Lavender Essential Oil
Cyprus Essential Oil
Geranium Essential Oil
Tea Tree Essential Oil
All of these are really great choices, and will definitely work to help you to feel much better….
Here are some links to all the things that you will need to make a sitz bath:
How To Make a Sitz Bath Video on YouTube
Sitz baths are pretty easy to make.. watch these pointers now…
Yes, This Is Serious Stuff
So, if you suffer from hemorrhoids there is help for you….
So, refrain from jumping into surgery (which a lot of people do unnecessarily)…
You CAN get rid of them and it’s not really that difficult at all.
In fact, if you employ the advice above…. you should have relief in no time at all (literally one or two days usually)…
The Ancient History Of Hemorrhoids
(And I bet you didn’t know there even was an ancient history of them, did you?)
The first known mention of piles goes all the way back to approximately 2250 BC!!!!!
Mention of it is said to have appeared in Hamurrabi’s Code…
And that was a long, long time ago!
Ancient Egyptian Proctologists???
And If You’ve Got ‘Em, You Gotta Know There Is Going To Be Someone To Get Rid of Them..
The fact is that remedies for such ailments have been mentioned since ancient Egyptian Pharoah times.
They even wrote about several different possible cures (like certain essential oils, for example).
In ancient times one of the “cures” was to cauterize them…… .
In fact, they are still treated in that way… but in those days the people were awake and didn’t have any anesthetic!!!
Yes… Hippocrates was on the bandwagon too…..
Even Hippocrates had a special remedy of this own….
His cure was along the lines of the the ouchy ones (cutting and burning)…
Ancient Aloe Vera Cure
Dioscorides (ancient Rome) described a treatment using natural Aloe Vera gel straight from the leaf.
I do believe that I could go along with this one…
After all… there is practically nothing more soothing than aloe vera… right?
But, it would be kind of gloppy…..
That would be the only setback with this one….